Introduction

Hello, I am starting this blog in order to share with the world what it is like to work for a schizo.
Along with my co-workers as well as past employees I intend to share with you all the crazy, insane and unbelievable day to day activities that occur in our "little sewer". To protect all those involved as well as keep the integrity of our company (and NOT GET FIRED) we have changed the names of all people involved to make it fun we are going with a Ninja Turtle theme. So as you can imagine our boss will be referred to as the all to evil Shredder. I the only girl in the office will be April. And for the turtles we have...
The IT guy will be Donatello for the obvious reasons.
The Marketing guy will be Raphael because he is into his music.
The Event Coordinator will be Leonardo this is because he is on the ball all the time.
The Stupid Ass who once got out of this hell hole only to return will be Michelangalo for obvious reasons!!!!!!
And last but not least is our fearless 60 year old leader. Part timer, semi-retired and against Shredder as much us! ... Master Splinter.